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Deyongs
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PostDeyongs Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:02 am

You go laugh out your brain now in Apkors VS Yahoo boy.

Let hurry in.

Akpos: Hello? Who am I speaking with Pls?

Yahoo boy: Ah, don’t u know who is calling?

Akpos: No I don’t, the number is restricted.

Yahoo boy: How is Ligeria?

Akpos: Nigeria is fine but who am I speaking with?

Yahoo boy: It’s your friend from London.

Akpos: I have a couple of friends in London which of them is this?

Yahoo boy: Just guess.

Akpos: Em, is it Fatai?

Yahoo boy: Yes! It’s me Fatai!

Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how now? How is London?

Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is Ligeria?

Akpos: Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen! The other day I saw ur mother , she is very sick o, dat was two weeks ago, I am sure she should be dead by
now….

Yahoo boy: Ah!

Akpos: Yes o, your father’s house in the village rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans legs and shattered
them, he is at Ogwa presently ……

Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O!

Akpos: ….yes o, the bone mender says it will not heal because he has diabetes, later they said tetanus has entered already, the man is quarter to go, your younger brother went to smoke Igbo with those bad boys and since then the guy kolo, he is in Uselu psychiatric now, your elder brother went to a burial at
Ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just falling every time …..

Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!!

Akpos: …wait o, there is more, your sister carry belle, e go do aborti ….

Yahoo boy: You wait! E don do for you! I reject everything you say in Jesus name! Those things will never happen to me….

Akpos: Ah! Is this not Fatai, they have already happened …

Yahoo boy: I am not Fatai, you idiot, na God go punish u.

Akpos: Na devil go solder ur mouth, no go find work bloody thief! 419…wait make I

burn your credit small, idiot……


if you like this give me as many likes as possible. Hahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahjhahahahhahhahah
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PostQueen Sat 26 Apr 2014, 6:20 pm

lolz! I wanted to laugh out my brain.
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PostBarcaman Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:25 pm

The Yahoo boy thinks sey Akpos na :mumu: mumu
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PostDeyongs Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:42 pm

Akpo kudos. That was how one stupid guy called me and said he was Road Safety Officer. He was demanding money or airtime to help covey someone she was referring to me as my sister. O boy i gave him nothing.
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PostBarcaman Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:44 pm

But was she letter your sister?
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Postlordgatt Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:47 pm

Lolz funny tho
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PostDeyongs Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:47 pm

How can? My sis cant die on the road oo. We go die peacefully.
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PostBarcaman Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:48 pm

:begging: :angel1: Amen
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PostHazard Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:51 pm

Accident dey fear u lik this?
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PostBarcaman Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:54 pm

so u sef u no dey fear death. Ohhhh I forgot you name be Hazard
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PostBrainstorm Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:02 am

laughing crazy
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